And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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