You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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