He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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