some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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