There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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