why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
God, I missed his penis.
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