Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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