no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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