I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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