My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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