Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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