Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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