Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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