what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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