She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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