Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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