Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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