i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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