Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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