I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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