After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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