are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
True strength comes from lack of pants
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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