so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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