And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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