Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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