at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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