The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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