Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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