You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
