You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
