it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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