I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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