Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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