Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
