Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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