they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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