I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
They have beer where we have blood.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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