Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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