Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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