Need sex. Gaining weight.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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