The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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