IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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