did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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