We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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