This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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