Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
