We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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