You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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