So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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