What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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