you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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